Dimebag Darrell joke

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Post 1 by metal angel (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Thursday, 31-Jan-2013 23:37:03

Saw this on a comments section of a tribute for Dimebag so thought i'd post it.
1945 Adolf Hitler goes to hell.
Satan asks, why are you in hell? He replies, I've killed millions.
Satan says, well done, sit at the right of my throne.
1953 Joseph Stalin goes to hell.
Satan asks, why are you in hell? Stalin replies, i killed millions to stay in power.
Satan says, well done, sit at the left of my throne.
2004 Dimebag Darrell goes to hell.
Satan asks, why are you in hell?
Dimebag says, bitch, get the fuck off my throne!

Post 2 by emily 25 (Account disabled) on Friday, 01-Feb-2013 14:16:33

not sure who he is, so don't really get it

Post 3 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Friday, 01-Feb-2013 14:19:18

hahaha this is great, adding this to fb, its funny

Post 4 by metal angel (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Friday, 01-Feb-2013 14:24:58

To the person who doesn't know who he is he was the heavy metal guitarist from pantera, damageplan and rebel meets rebel
His brother was the drummer for all three bands, he was killed onstage in 2004